Today's Smut...You Perverts....
FISTING
One Hot Retard
This is Jessie Rogers pre-horrible boob job/retirement. She was one of the “hotter” pornstars around a few years ago. Now…well who gives a shit now. Hot pornstars are a dime a dozen. That’s a penny a piece and two for free. What makes this video special is that it’s saying […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
Midgets, aliens, sheep, fat girls, salsa dancers, giant green dicks, and laser vaginas. They have freaking lasers on their freaking vaginas. How am I just now seeing this? This might be the greatest film of all time…right after Shawshank Redemption…but it’s neck and neck.
Public
Thank you. Cum again.
I really need to look these guys up. Not to buy their awful mixtape that they keep yelling about, but to sue them for possibly giving me permanent erectile dysfunction. I may never get a hard on again after watching this. These might be the only rappers in history to […]
What the fuck?!
It’s Trash Day
I think I’ve found the Holy Grail of white trash. Homemade fuck machine, workout bench, shitty 80’s lingerie, bad bleach blonde hair, and two dogs watching the whole thing. All that’s left is the Dukes of Hazzard theme and an unwanted pregnancy and we got ourselves a new show on […]
Celebrity
Jasmine Waltz Sex Tape of the Day
Jasmine Waltz is a social media personality who somehow got onto a UK reality show to build her following… She’s consistently topless, or in weird sexual settings as a hot chick in LA would be…these rich guys who pay them are perverts…and these girls fucking love the debauchery….it pays the […]
Celebrity
Tale As Old As Time
I guess there’s another big “celebrity” nude leak happening right now. It makes me think back to yesteryear. A time most seem to call “The 80’s and 90’s”. It was a simpler time then. When celebrity nudes were of women hotter than the average girl working at CVS. The kind […]
Asshole
Is That a Hemi?
This chick has the Ronda Rousey of assholes. Probably a world class champ at one time, but now it’s just beat the fuck up. Apparently what ever third world country she’s from doesn’t import Preparation-H…or warm water. It’s like her shits have to traverse rocky terrain before leaving her bowels. […]