Tale As Old As Time

I guess there’s another big “celebrity” nude leak happening right now. It makes me think back to yesteryear. A time most seem to call “The 80’s and 90’s”. It was a simpler time then. When celebrity nudes were of women hotter than the average girl working at CVS. The kind of women you actually masturbated to instead of just tweeting about how fat and beat they look. When a nip slip was a rare thing of glory and not a publicity stunt. When you would wear out a video tape from rewinding a shower scene instead of skipping it to see the DVD extras. You know it’s bad when you’d rather beat off to the cartoon version of Belle from Beauty and the Beast than the chick playing her in the live-action version. Hurray for Hollywood?