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I’m getting old. Lucky for me that women are turning 18 everyday. Also lucky for me that chicks don’t judge men the way we judge them. They like us for our personalities, skills, wit, leadership, and money. We don’t care if women have the ability to speak. In fact, we’d […]

Look. I do not condone sexual assault. I’m just not sure this counts. Maybe….juuuuuuust maybe, she just happened to be squatting in his favorite cum spot. Move lady! I need some needle nose pliers too!

I don’t get the whole “cumming in public” thing, but I have to give this guy credit. He’s the Batman of jerking off. The only thing that would make this better is if she yelled “WHERE ARE YOU!?!” and he whispered “here”. (side note): What the fuck is she doing […]

I don’t know who these types of videos are for. Maybe just people that like to see weird insertions, or construction workers that can’t get laid because women are awful and only are attracted to money and social status. Either way, I hope she knows that hundreds of people have […]

When you talk slowly about old stuff and religious symbols, and play slide guitar at the same time, you are allowed to be remixed (the first door). There are many old men who will gladly do this for you. A cornucopia of sad old men in ADIDAS outfits, men of […]

just going to put this here: I’m having a fuck buddy visit. One thing she won’t do is get her ass eaten out. No matter what, not even in the shower. She tells me that most women don’t like it, which I find hard to believe. Do you like it? […]

Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos.  Being horny takes hours out of my day.  It […]