Retirement Plan

I’m getting old. Lucky for me that women are turning 18 everyday. Also lucky for me that chicks don’t judge men the way we judge them. They like us for our personalities, skills, wit, leadership, and money. We don’t care if women have the ability to speak. In fact, we’d prefer if they didn’t. With that being said, for every wrinkle, roll, gray hair, and heart palpitation I get, there’s some future tattooed whore that needs a place to stay being born everyday. These guys have the right idea.