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I truly believe the only place three complete strangers can become instantaneously close friends is inside a woman’s ass. OLE’!
I truly believe the only place three complete strangers can become instantaneously close friends is inside a woman’s ass. OLE’!
Director: I want you to star in my new porno! Him: Awesome! What do you have to do!?! Director: Fuck a tattooed slut and a ghost on the beach! Him: Hell yeah! LETS DO THIS! Director: Great! Keep up that enthusiasm! Him: Nope.
I believe that honesty is always the best policy. I think that being honest would close this country’s racial divide. I told a white that her vagina looked like uncooked chicken once. She wasn’t happy about it until I ate it like it was chicken. Now this girl mentions that […]
There’s nothing worse than a porn parody that’s nothing like the original. Beverly Hills Cox and not a single black person in the damn thing. Do you have any idea how many porn names you can get from Axel Foley? Not even the lead girl is black? Couldn’t they at […]
I’ve seen vaginas do a lot of things in my day. I’ve seen em’ squirt, expand, contract, smoke cigarettes, shoot out humans, suck in humans, blow out candles, and steal the hopes and dreams of men. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with the spring of a doorstopper. Either […]
I’m trying very hard to think of a cation for this, but I’m too busy wondering what hell is actually like. Let me know what you think, since we’re all going together.
[jwplayer player=”1″ mediaid=”533961″] Everytime I go to the strip club I tell the girls – that there’s this wonderful thing called webcams that were invented a long time ago for people to film themselves naked….and for other people to watch them naked….and for other people to build up communities that […]