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Tree Fucker of the Day

Tree Fucker of the Day

This is an inspiring video, like Shape of Water, that reminds us that if traditional humans don’t love us, or want to love us, even though we have all the love to give…we can always find a tree to fuck…even if it is in the middle of the day with […]

by × March 23, 2018 × 0 comments

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Fitness Video of the Day

Fitness Video of the Day

Health matters – it is all we really have…so it’s important to watch our diets and work out for at least 30 minutes a day… Pro tip – always put your hips into it….

by × March 23, 2018 × 0 comments

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Life Alert

Life Alert

I used to date this Persian chick who had huge tits that had never been titty fucked. I used to have to drop her off a block from her house because Muslims are super racist and she didn’t want her parents to know she was with a black guy. Knowing […]

by × March 31, 2017 × 0 comments

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The Sweeter the Juice

The Sweeter the Juice

I believe that honesty is always the best policy. I think that being honest would close this country’s racial divide. I told a white that her vagina looked like uncooked chicken once. She wasn’t happy about it until I ate it like it was chicken. Now this girl mentions that […]

by × March 21, 2017 × 0 comments

BOOBS, Funny

Bad Fight. Good Tits.

Bad Fight. Good Tits.

I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]

by × March 9, 2017 × 0 comments

Bizarre, Funny, Lesbians, Parody

hour-long Lesbian Porn Parody of A Clockwork Orange

hour-long Lesbian Porn Parody of A Clockwork Orange

My favourite movie of all time has a porn accompaniment. Now you can prolong the guilty tingling sensations that washed over you while watching the rape scene, because I really wanted to fuck ALex when I was 15 and didn’t know that rape sucks… I just thought that getting raped […]

by × May 15, 2015 × 0 comments

Blow Job, Female Orgasm, Funny, Lesbians, studio

Today’s Jetlag Porn Videos

Today’s Jetlag Porn Videos

^^^ This video is fun to laugh at, because the whole scenario is one best I’ve ever seen, even though it’s subtle: I mean outwardly stupid pornos are ok to laugh at, but the best are the unintentionally funny ones. Not much else to say after a long flight home […]

by × May 15, 2015 × 0 comments

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The Human Spider Sex Position

The Human Spider Sex Position

This is actually a really hard position to do… I did it once with some dude when we got sick of looking at eachother.  I had my head drooping off the edge of the bed, just basking in awkward semi-pleasure <iframe src=”http://www.pornhub.com/embed/925417077″ frameborder=”0″ width=”560″ height=”340″ scrolling=”no”></iframe>

by × April 25, 2015 × 0 comments

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How does an A-Sexual Person Jack Off?

How does an A-Sexual Person Jack Off?

It’s funny to see asexuals at a gay pride parade because so many of the gay people hate on them and act the same way yuppie straights do to queers.  I don’t know what exactly an asexuality is beyond an utter disinterest in sex; some asexuals feel romantic toward others […]

by × April 25, 2015 × 0 comments

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Avengers Porn you can’t see on just any Pornsite

Avengers Porn you can’t see on just any Pornsite

When the power is out and it’s just me, my clit, and my spunky imagination, I turn to my idols for pleasure. I don’t get guys who swell at the thought of a cheap piece of meat. I mean, I used to fuck a guy who treated me like dirty […]

by × April 24, 2015 × 0 comments

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It’s an inevitable thing, love… and some of us just don’t have enough of it to give to our fuck buddies.

It’s an inevitable thing, love… and some of us just don’t have enough of it to give to our fuck buddies.

If there is one thing I want these punks to know, it’s that if she’s falling in love, then she’s gonna fall no matter how hard you try to be an asshole. So please, guys, don’t be a jerk to the girl you fuck. There’s no damn point. It’s an […]

by × April 21, 2015 × 0 comments

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The Gal who got her Pussy Grafted Onto her Face (True Story)

The Gal who got her Pussy Grafted Onto her Face (True Story)

They made a movie about it… called Why Me? I can’t find any pictures of the real woman though. So maybe they are bullshitting me.

by × April 9, 2015 × 0 comments