Funny

This is an inspiring video, like Shape of Water, that reminds us that if traditional humans don’t love us, or want to love us, even though we have all the love to give…we can always find a tree to fuck…even if it is in the middle of the day with […]

Health matters – it is all we really have…so it’s important to watch our diets and work out for at least 30 minutes a day… Pro tip – always put your hips into it….

I believe that honesty is always the best policy. I think that being honest would close this country’s racial divide. I told a white that her vagina looked like uncooked chicken once. She wasn’t happy about it until I ate it like it was chicken. Now this girl mentions that […]

I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]

^^^ This video is fun to laugh at, because the whole scenario is one best I’ve ever seen, even though it’s subtle: I mean outwardly stupid pornos are ok to laugh at, but the best are the unintentionally funny ones. Not much else to say after a long flight home […]

This is actually a really hard position to do… I did it once with some dude when we got sick of looking at eachother.  I had my head drooping off the edge of the bed, just basking in awkward semi-pleasure <iframe src=”http://www.pornhub.com/embed/925417077″ frameborder=”0″ width=”560″ height=”340″ scrolling=”no”></iframe>

When the power is out and it’s just me, my clit, and my spunky imagination, I turn to my idols for pleasure. I don’t get guys who swell at the thought of a cheap piece of meat. I mean, I used to fuck a guy who treated me like dirty […]

If there is one thing I want these punks to know, it’s that if she’s falling in love, then she’s gonna fall no matter how hard you try to be an asshole. So please, guys, don’t be a jerk to the girl you fuck. There’s no damn point. It’s an […]