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Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
I guess when it comes to all things entertainment, escalation is key. We went from porn were women begged to give head to slobbery face fucking, mature adult women to barley legal teens, well produced film to cell phone footage, and studio made music to silence. That all kinda sucks. […]
Amateur
You Sneaky Bastard
This video is titled “Condom comes off and guy doesn’t pull out”. Not sure if she’s on the pill or if this guy really wants to be a father. Even with all of my knowledge, I don’t have those answers. All I have is a question: What the fuck is […]
Asshole
I’d See a Specialist
At first glance this clips seems to be your everyday dicking, but that’s the first glance. Now, I’ve seen a lot of vaginas. I’ve seen a lot of assholes. I’ve never seen the two meet in the middle. This bitch is doing some “Captain Planet” shit with her holes. “WHEN […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
Let’s be honest. Ron Jeremy is the Adam Sandler of porn. He was great at what he did in the beginning, named a legend prematurely, became a parody of himself, now the only people that can stand him are the ones that can mooch off of his “fame”. We all […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
Looks like Taylor Swift is gonna have to rename her autobiography. It’s been taken. This is like the Dukes of Hazzard without the car, attractive women, charming characters, story, stunts, and production budget. I guess it’s nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the “tongue-in-cheek” aspect, but I don’t think […]
Anal
How Quickly They Turn
This clips goes from your average, everyday gang-bang with a pig, to a foreign episode of Everybody Loved Raymond. The guy hits the wrong hole and is immediately turned into a cowering bitch. There is no way she hasn’t had it in the pooper before. So, either he’s packing some […]
Bizarre
Your Parents
The 80’s were a weird decade. Cable TV, Reading Rainbow, Tony Danza was famous for some reason, and the home video recorder was made available. Available to awful looking idiots. People who had never had lives, or proper training in cinematography, suddenly had the magic of movie making in their […]