Today's Smut...You Perverts....
Amateur, Camgirl
Bewbs
Elay Smith is some camgirl with perfect tits that fucks sex toys and squirts for your masturbatory amusement. Nothing funny about this. She’s just hot.
BOOBS, Funny
Bad Fight. Good Tits.
I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
This is why they call America the land of opportunity. People actually got paid for this. There are always job openings in the porn industry…shit. I think I just solved the homeless problem.
What the fuck?!
The Law Offices of D. N. Ward.
As a black man (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!) I can honestly say the only thing sexier than a white girl dropping the N-bomb is her saying “I never knew my father”. I once hung out with some friends who’s other friend was Mormon. I mean hardcore Mormon. The kind that think black […]
Public
Ninja (cumshot) Vanish!
I don’t get the whole “cumming in public” thing, but I have to give this guy credit. He’s the Batman of jerking off. The only thing that would make this better is if she yelled “WHERE ARE YOU!?!” and he whispered “here”. (side note): What the fuck is she doing […]
Bizarre
Catsuit Cooch
When I think of full body catsuits, I usually imagine Comic-Con or some master thief in some shitty Hollywood blockbuster, or (if it’s leopard print like this) Shaquita getting ready to get her club on. I never really thought that there would be whole sites dedicated to banging people in […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
Ah. Vintage porn. Nothing like it in the world. All the wonder of yesteryear. Hairy vaginas, bad music, and skinny Ron Jeremy. Not only are all of those things fantastic to see, but it’s also the things you can’t that make this era wonderful. The counter-culture movement, real feminism, and […]
Bizarre
Tiny Bubble
I would love to say that I’ve always had a thing for midgets, but the truth is I’ve just always had a thing for vaginas. They are fantastic. Sure I could say that I’d only bang 8-10’s, but beauty is subjective. By subjective I mean how much whiskey and cocaine […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailers
I think this might be a new daily thing. Vintage porn trailers. These old pornos were actually like real films. It amazes me that even porn is susceptible to reduced budgets and cut corners. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower…they got lower. I mean, besides the James […]