Vintage Trailer of the Day

Let’s be honest. Ron Jeremy is the Adam Sandler of porn. He was great at what he did in the beginning, named a legend prematurely, became a parody of himself, now the only people that can stand him are the ones that can mooch off of his “fame”. We all know that if John Holmes hadn’t fucked/snorted/AIDS (and possibly murdered) his way to an early grave we wouldn’t even know Ron’s name. I guess that makes Holmes the Chris Farley of porn? That just doesn’t sound right, but I’m keeping it.