Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
My husband has a thing for Stacy Keibler. He’s been a wrestling fan for as long as I’ve been alive (he’s 10 years older than me), and something about her long legs, big butt and small boobs did it for him. In a way, this is good for me. I […]
Kim Kardashian, everyone’s favorite Armenian urinal cake, is celebrating her birth today. She’s 31, and I’m disappointed to see that we share the same middle name. I also have a big ass. Perhaps if I had only let some black guy piss on me in a sex tape all those […]
We have three birthday bitches today; for some reason, lots of future pornstars seem to be born on October 20. Roxy Panther, star of Big Tit Mania & Sexual Rage, turns 24. I like her boobs, they’re all big and pink and they look soft like a pillow. I also […]
I am one chick who has not subscribed to the thong craze. I love my boyshorts (especially the all-lace Gilligan & O’Malley ones, LOVE!) and nothing can change that. I gave up thongs sometime around the 8th grade. Some of y’all can’t get enough of them, and that’s okay… so […]
Remember when Britney was the fat one, and Christina was the skinny skanky slutty one with more talent, and Britney went nuts and we all thought that was the end? The tables have now turned. Britney Spears is hot again, and appears to have her carzy in check, whereas Chunktina […]
Sure, this woman may have been stoned to death or horse-whipped after this video was made. That doesn’t mean it’s not awesome. She died for doing something she loved. Unless she was forced. In which case it’s kind of sad. Fuck it. libyan woman sex in libya fuck libyan girlbrought […]
Remember Sara Leal, the ditzy ho that Ashton Kutcher was banging in hot tubs while he was married to Demi? Here she is talking to US Weekly: Demi is apparently crash-dieting to get herself back on the dating scene. Or maybe she’s starving herself out of depression, but that doesn’t […]
Rosie Jones and India Reynolds are in the November issue of NUTS Magazine, which I guess makes them two of those bullshit British “Glamour Models”, which should not be confused with real models. Real models get paid to wear clothes and model them on runways; glamour models get paid to […]
Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking mess that she’s been kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was supposed to be fulfilling the community service requirements of her probation. Apparently she never showed up, because habitual junkies/alcoholics are unreliable. Imagine that! The prosecutor wants her to go to […]
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