Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black […]
Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my […]
I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]
Just in case you read the previous post about Tonya Cooley and her toothbrush foreplay and thought it was a great idea… Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other With Their Toothbrushes brought to you by PornHub
I look at lots of porn every single day. Hundreds of random girls, all in different shapes and sizes. I’m a straight girl, but I could be turned for this chick. She easily has one of my favorite bodies ever. Big natural boobs, hips, cute tummy. I like that she’s […]
Back in 2002, I loved MTVs The Real World: Chicago. I hated this bitch Tonya Cooley, who was always stuck up some guys ass. Despite having a serious boyfriend (that she cried about repeatedly, and stayed on the phone with for hours) she felt that she had to make every […]
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One of my guy friends went to the GI doctor today, was telling me about the student nurse that didn’t know how to draw blood correctly. To make him feel better, I found this: This is another one of those things that you can file under “Shit Toni (that’s me!) […]
Lindsay Lohan is so strapped for blow money that, according to a source at Playboy (aka Dina Lohan calling from an Applebee’s bathroom), she’s going full frontal in the issue she shot this weekend. I’m normally not a fan of redheads. Red pubes freak me out. Also, I went out […]
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