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Because I am a Christ-like figure that believes in giving back to my community, I asked a follower on twitter what kind of porn he wanted to see today, and with much enthusiasm (or as much enthusiasm as one can convey over twitter) he responded MILFs! In particular, he requested […]

Once again, Cam4 provides a hot chick with low moral turpitude and a desire to make money. Of course I’m not paying a goddamn penny, because it’s against my religion to ever pay any amount of money to see a chick’s lady parts, on account of the laws of supply […]

My husband and his friends are always telling me stories about the amazing things they’ve seen strippers do. Some smoke cigarettes with their pussies, some shoot ping-pong balls at targets with a surprisingly deadly accuracy, some can squirt like those water pistol games at county fairs. The coolest thing mine […]

              Dave Attell is a comedian that I happen to love. He’s got a new show on Showtime called Dave’s Old Porn, and that is exactly what it’s about. He has special guests each episode and they sit on this hideous couch and watch […]

                          This little German trickster convinced some of the other people in the chat room to pay a certain amount of money to see her masturbate on the balcony. As soon as she reached her goal, she got […]

                          I wonder if any other country has as many useless fucking holidays as we do. Everyday is National something or other. Pancakes, fly fishing, the occult–they’ve all got a special day (in fact, my birthday is on […]