Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
If you asked 100 people what qualities a good man should have, I’m sure they’d say “responsible”, “mature”, “employed”. When the time comes that your sperm make it through the vagina gauntlet to impregnate somebody, we hope that you’ll be a good dad and teach it dad shit, how to […]
A friend and I were discussing how sometimes we’re most horny when we’re exhausted and tired. I’ve heard of people having sex in their sleep, which is cool I suppose if you know the person. Otherwise, it’s like a cross between cow tipping and date rape, and I’m not sure […]
You can file this under the category of “things I have no intention of ever learning how to do.” I’ve had it done to me, it was lovely, not returning the favor. But just in case it strikes your fancy, this chick will give you tips: And if you’re a […]
I have this theory that Sofia Vergara did not just magically become famous….you know because everyone wants to be famous and being an immigrant Colombian is one of those things that works against you and usually leaves you working as a stripper to raise your fatherless child in your one […]
In an interview with USWeekly, Ashton Kutcher’s side piece Sara Leal confirms that she not only had sex with Kelso, but that she did so knowing her was still married (though she thought they were ‘seperated’). You can read all of the moronic 22-year-old whore stuff that she said, but […]
Some people say I’m a feminist. Actually, nobody says that because I’d punch them in their throat. BUT I am a conservative Republican housewife in my early 20s that enjoys watching and writing about pornography, and that’s much cooler than a feminist any fucking day. The point is, despite all […]
I, like every other person with a vagina, watch Project Runway every season. While I was browsing for content to share with y’all today, I came across a sex tape with a familiar face in it… Anya Ayoung Chee, from this current season of Project Runway. She’s also a former […]
I am a huge fan of FX’s Sons of Anarchy, which subsequently makes me a fan of Winter Ave Zoli. As Laila, the pornstar with the heart of gold, she prances around set wearing a big smile and jeans so low that we can all see her wax job. I’m […]
It’s always important to be honest with yourself, because self-reflection leads to enlightenment or some such shit. Well, my truth has always been that I have a bangin’ ass. My boobs are nothing to write home about, just cute B-cups that will likely remain perky for the rest of my […]
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