Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
I live in Alabama, and we take our college football very seriously. We worship Bear Bryant, we slap houndstooth print on anything, and funerals/weddings have to be scheduled around games. The competitiveness that we have on the field is rivaled by only one other thing: chicks fighting with each other […]
I’m continuing the celebration of Bree Olson’s birthday by giving you guys some girl-on-girl featuring Jenna Haze. Those tits aren’t going to jerk off to themselves, now are they? I’m glad Jenna visited an orthodontist and got her teeth fixed. I don’t have a dick, but I always cringed a […]
Prior to hopping on the crazy train with Charlie Sheen, Bree Olson was one of my favorite porn stars. I’ve loved her for years, since she was just another nameless big-tit broad in those babysitter gonzo videos. According to her twitter, she’s celebrating her birthday tonight (Wikipedia says her birthday […]
Almost all of my fetishes revolve around authority figures. Teachers, cops, intruders with guns… in this case, hot dads who bang babysitters! I did a lot of babysitting in my younger years. I wasn’t very good at it. I once let somebody’s toddler wander out the front door and down […]
‘; I look at a lot of porn, and I often come across things that I’ve never done or even thought about doing. In the case of midget sex, I think I may be selling myself short. Ha! See what I did there? Truth is, their fingers are thicker and […]
I’ve had sex in some interesting places. I went to a haunted house a few years back with some friends, and while they were roaming around in the dark with their flashlights, I was heels-to-Jesus in the cemetery next door with some guy whose name I can never quite remember […]
Hello kittens! Thought I’d introduce myself. I’m a 24-year-old southern belle, and I’m a new writer here at Drunken Stepfather. As you can see I go by the name Virgin Mary. I am a very bad Catholic girl, so Jesus & I thought we’d keep a theme going. Speaking of […]
Here’s an exclusive clip of The Graduate XXX, a high brow, dramatic parody that looks fucking genius….you won’t be able to jerk off to this clip, but it’s definitely worth watching cuz some serious time and money went into making this happen, and as someone who hates studio porn, or […]
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