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Muammar Gaddafi’s Son Married Westernized Whore, Which is as Good as a Peace Treaty in My Book
You know what they say… “An oppressed with few rights lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.” Am I right? No? Fuck it. Gaddafi’s son Hannibal, judging from his drunk-driving incidents and assault charges for beating his girlfriend, is a real winner. Fortunately for him, power and […]
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‘Hung’ Star is Comfortable with Her Nudity, So Am I
If you’ve never watched HBO’s Sunday night comedy Hung, now is a good time to start. The show is about a recently divorced high-school coach who makes big bucks as a man whore on the side. His two pimps (pimpettes?) Tanya and Lenore often bump heads and scheme revenge against […]
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Kristina Rose’s Candid Asshole for Ricky Awesome and His Bag of Tricks
@rickyawesome from twitter is a good friend of the site. He works in the industry of naked girls so we like to keep him close by and happy. We do that by giving him his own post here that we call Ricky Awesome and his bag of tricks… Today’s trick […]
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I can draw on myself with magic markers, too.
Up until about three years ago I had a fear of needles so intense that I required Valium to have my finger pricked (a fear that made no sense, by the way, because I was into anal, and a dick in your ass definitely hurts more than a tiny needle […]
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Happy birthday, you scary bitch!
Last year Jesse James tried to make it trendy to bone tatted-up skanks who looked like men with really great tuck game. If you ever got a chubby for Bombshell McGee or Kat Von D, then you should really like today’s birthday bitch Rachel Rotten. Sure, she has the worst […]
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My friends suck.
Never have I ever had a friend suggest to me that we get off together. No female friend, anyway. Guy friends don’t count because a dick is a dick is a dick, whether you’re friends with it or dating it, and ALL dicks wanna see you get naked and go […]
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Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch!
Morgan Dayne, star of many cinematic masterpieces such as Whore It Up, My Personal Panties 1, and Filthy’s Ass Obsession 2, turns 22 today. I like her for a few reasons. She could actually pass for a Girl Next Door, her natural little tits are cute as a button, and […]
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Slutty Cheerleaders (Is There Any Other Kind?)
Since it’s Football Friday and most of you will probably be watching a game this weekend, I thought I’d share some of my favorite slutty cheerleader action with you. Seeing them bounce around on the sidelines in barely there skirts is one thing… watching them fuck the team or go […]