Happy birthday, you scary bitch!

Last year Jesse James tried to make it trendy to bone tatted-up skanks who looked like men with really great tuck game. If you ever got a chubby for Bombshell McGee or Kat Von D, then you should really like today’s birthday bitch Rachel Rotten. Sure, she has the worst porn name ever, and it brings to mind festering, disgusting gaping vaginas. Sure she has a whole lot of piercings and holes in her body, which sounds kinda dangerous when your job is to catch random cum in your mouth. I’m no infection expert, but that seems risky. Anyway, Rachel Rotten turns 28 today, and I hope she’s retired. If you’ve been getting your period for ten years, you’re probably too old for porn, or at least that’s what I always say. Enjoy the pics. Or at least show them to your daughter and tell her that’s what happens to chicks that don’t go to college.