Demi Moore is Going to Win Another Boyfriend with Her Bones, Sara Leal Tells US Weekly Lies (Because Whores Lie)

Remember Sara Leal, the ditzy ho that Ashton Kutcher was banging in hot tubs while he was married to Demi? Here she is talking to US Weekly:

Demi is apparently crash-dieting to get herself back on the dating scene. Or maybe she’s starving herself out of depression, but that doesn’t make as much sense because (a) she’s Demi Moore and has enough money to buy another teenage boy, and (b) it’s fucking Kelso we’re talking about! Either way, she’s not looking her best.

When you’re older and you get too thin, you age yourself. Madonna wasn’t attractive before A-ROD brainwashed her into becoming a man, but now she’s hideous. Demi is going down that path quickly. But, just in case you like chicks who look like they live solely off the protein in jizz, I’ve collected some other sexy anorexics for you to look at.

If you missed the Sara Leal pics last week, go here.