Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
I am here to tell you about the sex I am having. Let me tell you about Alexis, the big dick boy with a heart of gold. The end. can yo u fuck a croissant? can you kill a fictional character and then 3D print him into the real world, […]
You know how in Master and Commander the kid is about to get his arm sawed off, and the doctor puts an armful of cloth in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue off from the pain? That also happens in this video. What kind of a guy […]
I am talking about the pock-faced man, not the elvish queen lying in his bed. I would love to write some more, but I’ve gotta build a bunch of rocks now.
I am so busy now that I hardly have time to have sex, or masturbate. The only way I can have sex as a full time student is if it serves an ulterior motive, like paying for groceries. This is the only advantage I see of being sexy. You can […]
Just old shit I have bookmarked in safari… I’m trying to finish up a video tonight and can’t look for any fantastic shit sorry. But I must have bookmarked these for a reason.
Well apparently it is his bday… If he were a real person. I think he was invented by the CIA to catch sex offenders that swarm to his digital swamp, drunkenstepfather. I hate him for not being real, always playin me saying he’ll eat my pussy, but he never returns […]
I should stop but I’m on a roll. First off this girl is not even chubby. Second. — Third. this video is nice
I can’t upload vids… I can’t even watch vids on this constipated network. Constipated with trolls, who look like this: i am being tapped. This is some crazy shit, is this because my mother is Ukranian? What the fuck?! Monsoons of copyright settlements sent by my internet service provider, a.k.a. […]
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