Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
This is gross. Not the chick. She’s okay. Not the assplay. Who doesn’t like an open asshole? Not even drinking a smoothie from ones own anus. Who hasn’t done that? What’s truly disgusting is that I dated this person a long time ago, and she wouldn’t even make me a […]
I don’t know if that’s her porn name, but holy shit it should be. Missing an arm, black, and a woman. The chips are stacked against this African queen, and yet she perseveres. I probably shouldn’t write anything with the word “sever” in it. It’s not very sensitive. Kinda like […]
I’m seeing more and more of these “Pizza Delivery Pranks” these days. Some are sexy. Some are funny. Some are scary. Then there’s this. I don’t know whether I should feel bad for the delivery guy for having to see that sack of fat, or her for thinking anyone would […]
like watching tigers pace at the zoo… ew
“25 years ago, the most shocking film ever made was smuggled into Britain. The film contained images of such extreme sexual depravity that it was never officially released, and no one is quite sure where the images came from.” When I first heard about Bodil’s Animal Farm, I thought: what’s […]
I have interviewed this lady via email, and she says that the pain actually does not arouse her. She wouldn’t explain why she likes being a pincushion and tied upside down, but she did say she’s from Saskatchewan, which explains a lot.
I have never been raped, but I imagine that it probably feels like this video.
This porn smells like the subway, which smells like fetid smoked salmon and a dash of lime juice. This is the worst thing in the world, neither sterile nor completely putrid, but a demonic hybrid of the two…… featuring oil and a pussy pump that makes her vag look […]
I assume if she has children, they all have loose saggy skin.
ANyways, I have found the greatest video of all time… Denture porn. It’s sad that this woman still has a better puss than I do, and she is a senior citizen.
There is so much cum on her that she looks like a shiny plastic action figure.
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