It’s Jesus’ 54th Birthday So Fuck You

Well apparently it is his bday… If he were a real person. I think he was invented by the CIA to catch sex offenders that swarm to his digital swamp, drunkenstepfather. I hate him for not being real, always playin me saying he’ll eat my pussy, but he never returns my calls when I’m outside his house in the cold, sucking the dog piss off his porch and sobbing (.)(.)

happy birthday ifyoure reading this you fucking cylon