Put pornstar on your resume and sit by the phone

I am so busy now that I hardly have time to have sex, or masturbate. The only way I can have sex as a full time student is if it serves an ulterior motive, like paying for groceries. This is the only advantage I see of being sexy. You can get paid to cum. Society has realized what a ripoff this is for ugly people, who happen to run the world, so they have made it really shameful to make money off sex. The shame has only made the industry more valuable and less competitive. I can’t think of a better time to be a pornstar.