My Internet is Currently being Spied on by the DMCA and Dial-Up Porn Videos

I can’t upload vids… I can’t even watch vids on this constipated network. Constipated with trolls, who look like this:

i am being tapped. This is some crazy shit, is this because my mother is Ukranian? What the fuck?! Monsoons of copyright settlements sent by my internet service provider, a.k.a. the worst internet company in the nation, DISTRIBUTEL. THIS COMPANY CAN SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASS. I AM SITTING HERE, DOING MY FUCKING WORK. I NEED INTERNET AND YOU ARE BEING AN ASSHOLE LETTING TROLL COPYRIGHT LAWYERS BUNG UP THE SERVER.

Where is the dog, Ira? Where is the dog that made you? I want to kill it.

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