When I was in grade 11, which was 2.5 years ago, I made a ‘self portrait’ for art class and used my pubic hair shavings as the hair on the bust’s head. I never told anyone about the pubes. It won the City’s junior sculpture contest thing, it was put on display in city hall… people stroked it… no one ever knew. It brings me joy to this day.
These grandparents think they’re living on the edge, fucking in a dark house by a sunny window where no one can see them. pssshhhh.