Today's Smut...You Perverts....
Fact of the Day, Lesbians
What Porn do Women Watch vs. Men (Miley Cyrus is just after Sasha Grey)
Women search most for LESBIANS! Everybody loves em! And after that: solo male masturbators. Personally I have never once masturbated or even searched for a solo dude jacking off. One thing that surprised me is how popular MILFs are with men (don’t know why that never occurred to me). I […]
Public
Fisting Makes Me Gag
BLEGH. Look at those ripples of skin. Reminds me of somebody inseminating a cow. It probably feels amazing though
Pussy Playlist
A Girl’s Masturbation Playlist #2
There are exactly 13 people I know of who check this site for the RUTH, and I just want to let those 13 nerds know that I have not quit stepsmut or killed myself yet and will be back on the porn six times a day this coming someday. Until […]
Amateur, Couple, Teen, What the fuck?!
Piercing His GFs Clit THEN FUCKING HER
You know how in Master and Commander the kid is about to get his arm sawed off, and the doctor puts an armful of cloth in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue off from the pain? That also happens in this video. What kind of a guy […]
Amateur, Couple
Waking Up to This Cunty Crackwhore
I am talking about the pock-faced man, not the elvish queen lying in his bed. I would love to write some more, but I’ve gotta build a bunch of rocks now.
Lesbians, studio, Teen
Left Alone to their Own Devices
What happens when girls leave the Oppressive Male Gaze? When they’re free to get naked in steamy locker-room showers and sweaty yoga studios? A lot of men genuinely wonder about these places. The problem with this fantasy is that there ISN’T an oppressive male gaze. You are not the goddamn […]
Amateur, Camgirl, Couple
Put pornstar on your resume and sit by the phone
I am so busy now that I hardly have time to have sex, or masturbate. The only way I can have sex as a full time student is if it serves an ulterior motive, like paying for groceries. This is the only advantage I see of being sexy. You can […]
Female Orgasm, studio
‘Creepy dude sneaks into sister-in-law’s room for some fun’ is not an accurate way to describe this video
So I was perusing a porn trending site thing and they have the best headers for the shittiest of videos. It’s like those sidebar ads except people are voting on this shit and think it’s good. You might as well be selling weight loss tea because every time I click […]
studio
Some Porn in Motion
When I was younger and about half the height I am now, I would crawl under everything. One time while under my grandmother’s bed, I found a small waiter’s tablet stuffed with 5000 dollars in retro bills. I stole the money, and kept it hidden in a box of Playmobils. […]