Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
This is gross. Not the chick. She’s okay. Not the assplay. Who doesn’t like an open asshole? Not even drinking a smoothie from ones own anus. Who hasn’t done that? What’s truly disgusting is that I dated this person a long time ago, and she wouldn’t even make me a […]
I’m getting old. Lucky for me that women are turning 18 everyday. Also lucky for me that chicks don’t judge men the way we judge them. They like us for our personalities, skills, wit, leadership, and money. We don’t care if women have the ability to speak. In fact, we’d […]
There’s really no one to blame for this. Maybe the large gut of her overweight, middle aged co-star covered his line of sight. Maybe she backed up when she should have backed down. Maybe she should have paid more attention in school. Who knows? What I do know is that […]
I used to date this Persian chick who had huge tits that had never been titty fucked. I used to have to drop her off a block from her house because Muslims are super racist and she didn’t want her parents to know she was with a black guy. Knowing […]
Look. I do not condone sexual assault. I’m just not sure this counts. Maybe….juuuuuuust maybe, she just happened to be squatting in his favorite cum spot. Move lady! I need some needle nose pliers too!