Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
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I’ve been a Bree Olson fan for years. She used to be in some gonzo porn that I dug at the time, and she is (for lack of a better term) almost a comedic pornstar. She’s actually funny! Even now if you watch some of the behind-the-scenes stuff on her […]
Hef’s old part-time noodle blower Bridget Marquardt has decided to put her talents (making boners in the young and old alike) to use by creating a line of Halloween costumes. Slutty Halloween costumes. For sluts. Am I making myself clear? There’s a slutty maid, a slutty secretary, something that looks […]
Yasmine Gold, from Bathroom Bad Sex Manners and Adventures of Dirty Dog 2: Dog Debutantes, turns 26 today. Looking at these pics, I had two thoughts; first, I’d break my neck in those shoes, and second, I wish they’d cut the heat on for the poor girl so those goosebumps […]
My husband has a thing for Stacy Keibler. He’s been a wrestling fan for as long as I’ve been alive (he’s 10 years older than me), and something about her long legs, big butt and small boobs did it for him. In a way, this is good for me. I […]
Kim Kardashian, everyone’s favorite Armenian urinal cake, is celebrating her birth today. She’s 31, and I’m disappointed to see that we share the same middle name. I also have a big ass. Perhaps if I had only let some black guy piss on me in a sex tape all those […]
We have three birthday bitches today; for some reason, lots of future pornstars seem to be born on October 20. Roxy Panther, star of Big Tit Mania & Sexual Rage, turns 24. I like her boobs, they’re all big and pink and they look soft like a pillow. I also […]
I am one chick who has not subscribed to the thong craze. I love my boyshorts (especially the all-lace Gilligan & O’Malley ones, LOVE!) and nothing can change that. I gave up thongs sometime around the 8th grade. Some of y’all can’t get enough of them, and that’s okay… so […]
Remember when Britney was the fat one, and Christina was the skinny skanky slutty one with more talent, and Britney went nuts and we all thought that was the end? The tables have now turned. Britney Spears is hot again, and appears to have her carzy in check, whereas Chunktina […]
Sure, this woman may have been stoned to death or horse-whipped after this video was made. That doesn’t mean it’s not awesome. She died for doing something she loved. Unless she was forced. In which case it’s kind of sad. Fuck it. libyan woman sex in libya fuck libyan girlbrought […]
Remember Sara Leal, the ditzy ho that Ashton Kutcher was banging in hot tubs while he was married to Demi? Here she is talking to US Weekly: Demi is apparently crash-dieting to get herself back on the dating scene. Or maybe she’s starving herself out of depression, but that doesn’t […]
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