Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: VirginMary
One of my guy friends went to the GI doctor today, was telling me about the student nurse that didn’t know how to draw blood correctly. To make him feel better, I found this: This is another one of those things that you can file under “Shit Toni (that’s me!) […]
Lindsay Lohan is so strapped for blow money that, according to a source at Playboy (aka Dina Lohan calling from an Applebee’s bathroom), she’s going full frontal in the issue she shot this weekend. I’m normally not a fan of redheads. Red pubes freak me out. Also, I went out […]
Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model. But when you’re born into a family that includes Dina “Will-Fuck-for-Gin-at-Applebee’s” Lohan and Michael “I-Just-Hit-That-Bitch-with-a-Bottle” Lohan, you’re pretty much fucked from the moment you popped out of your mama’s sacred place. I would hope that during her coke breaks in between takes she […]
What I really mean is that Megan Fox looks bad. And I’ve only seen three examples of this kind of puffy face: bulimia bloat, which will make your face swell up terribly; domestic violence, which could be possible because the rumor for years has been that David Silver beats her, […]
Normally I’d give you some pics or videos to jerk off to if you’re into this, but I will not be a fucking accomplice to this eye-rape.
Jessica Simpson is pregnant, not just super-fat, so we can all breathe a sign of relief (except for those of you that dig fatty porn… in that case, you should go here). Some people celebrate the impending arrival of little bundles of joy with baby showers and gifts. We’re going […]
What’s for dessert? Heaven gives you all the details you need to make your girlfriend skip the ice cream, and go straight for the cum.
“Linsday Lohan to Pose in Playboy” would have been an awesome headline four years ago, before she turned herself into the belle of the trailer park. I wouldn’t fuck her with Magic Johnson’s dick, and it’s practically AIDS-proof. I’m not saying they can’t work their photoshop magic. They made Tara […]
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