Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: HonestMisogynist
I’m getting old. Lucky for me that women are turning 18 everyday. Also lucky for me that chicks don’t judge men the way we judge them. They like us for our personalities, skills, wit, leadership, and money. We don’t care if women have the ability to speak. In fact, we’d […]
There’s really no one to blame for this. Maybe the large gut of her overweight, middle aged co-star covered his line of sight. Maybe she backed up when she should have backed down. Maybe she should have paid more attention in school. Who knows? What I do know is that […]
I used to date this Persian chick who had huge tits that had never been titty fucked. I used to have to drop her off a block from her house because Muslims are super racist and she didn’t want her parents to know she was with a black guy. Knowing […]
Look. I do not condone sexual assault. I’m just not sure this counts. Maybe….juuuuuuust maybe, she just happened to be squatting in his favorite cum spot. Move lady! I need some needle nose pliers too!
No amount of gigantic swinging tits could distract me from seeing…that. It’s like it’s staring back at me. Like it’s about to pounce. Like it’s plotting her death and mine. I say kill it. KILL IT! KILL IT! But just to decrease the chances of future melanoma. Not like I’m […]
If someone told me that this movie was the reason porn stopped using film and scripts I’d believe them. What a waste. A Star Wars parody with the word “star” not in the title. Sex Wars sounds like a game show from the 90’s. Star Whores? No one thought of […]
HotKinkyJoe. She’s some Russian porn star who also doubles as a human Muppet. You’ll be seeing alot of her on the page from now on. Possible once, maybe even twice a day. How she hasn’t been recruited as a drug mule or a storage unit I’ll never know. I’m sure […]
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