Vintage Trailer of the Day

If someone told me that this movie was the reason porn stopped using film and scripts I’d believe them. What a waste. A Star Wars parody with the word “star” not in the title. Sex Wars sounds like a game show from the 90’s. Star Whores? No one thought of Star Whores? And not one character is dressed like Vader? No ones dick glows like a light saber? Do I have to do everything myself!?!