Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Married With Children, just the way you remember it…or at least the way I do. Al bundy parody cd 1 brought to you by PornHubAl bundy parody cd 1 brought to you by MadamMeow Al Bundy part 2 brought to you by PornHubAl Bundy part 2 brought to you by […]
I love guys with power. Raw. Fucking. Power. Full throttle ten power. And men that go after and take what they want. So bitches, if you learn anything from this video, it should be that you had best watch your fucking cunt attitudes. For one day you will piss off […]
Most of what this video has to offer is all stuff that you already know, and it’s probably going to frustrate you that they don’t kick it up a notch or twenty, but this is porn for women! Hooray! So this weekend, brush up on your skills and fuck your […]
Parties with young drunk girls are always fun as bitches love to party, and some girls like to get down harder than others. Almost like there was a contest to be the top party babe. And every good party should have a contest like this. Although a lot of normal […]
So ladies, is the special man in your life having a birthday soon? What are you planning on getting him? A new wallet? Something sports related? Clothes? Lingerie for yourself? BOOOOORING. Fuck that. Get your man what he really wants…you, him, and…another woman! Yes I can feel most of you […]
I really love all the porn parodies. I was excited when I saw they did one for Deal or No Deal. The premise had so much potential, although I was not impressed with the direction they took the video in. Don’t get me wrong, this is still a hot vid […]
One thing that should be required when divorcing your hot ex-wife is that she should be ordered to have to fuck you one last time. Sure, you’re probably getting divorced because she wasn’t putting out like she should, or she cheated on you and gave you herpes and the AIDS, […]
If I ever have to go to the hospital, I would like to hope that I would have a nurse like these bitches to give me a sponge bath, and by sponge bath I mean rub her tits all over me as if it was a sponge to give me […]
I love how Europeans have a more open and free sexual culture. These guys and gals don’t hold back. They don’t need to be college kids to party like college kids. Then again, these Czech teens are probably college aged. Who cares, it’s orgy time. 4 GIRLS & ONE GUY […]
Gymnastics was the only summer Olympic Sport I could tolerate watching. All of the splits and close-ups on the athletes’ vaginas made the sport especially stimulating. The only downside is that all of those girls are flat chested. This would probably not even be a problem if they weren’t wearing […]
Sometimes girls get horny, and although we can just go out and get laid, sometimes we don’t want to do that. Maybe we’re tired, or maybe it’s raining and we don’t want our hair to get frizzy. In those cases we will “break” our devices so that we can call […]
I had to go to the hospital yesterday. Sad to say I’m not yet dying, happy to say I had a hot young blonde nurse. Sad to say I was too weak and in pain to hit on her, happy to say that when she took my IV needle out […]
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