Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Body piercings certainly can be sexy. I’ve had girlfriends with nipple rings and they looked nice. It enhanced their assets. Some of these people have become addicted to it. They keep getting more and more parts pierced with bigger and bigger holes. Again, so far they look nice and enhance […]
I don’t know what it is about scary movies, but it makes chicks want to cuddle close to someone for comfort, for that reassurance that they are safe. Now when guys aren’t around and we watch them, it seems we still feel the need to get close to someone. No […]
I went to the first Ozzfest back in 1996. One of the MANY highlights was the booth where bitches were getting their titties painted. I was a freshman in high school at the time, and hadn’t seen that before. Besides being incredibly talented, those artists are fucking geniuses. They had […]
What happens when two hot lesbians go to the bikini store? Well they take home the equally hot sales clerk, get her naked and then fuck the hell out of each other…Lady style. Summer is beautiful. And so is this vid. It’s beach season folks. Show me your hottest beach […]
The only thing about college that would make it worth it to get in all that debt would have to be having drunk college sex. Let’s face it, the majority of those that are in college now will likely not find jobs in their field. These are hard economic times. […]
Cheerleaders…gotta love them. Well actually, you don’t need to love them, you can even hate them, but you know you all would fuck them. There is just something about a young, tight, hot bodied girl whose vocabulary is limited to the likes of “Rah rah sis boom bah” that makes […]
Couch sex can be nice. If you have a nice couch anyway. Unfortunately I don’t. It has a textured fabric that gives me “rug burn”. And it’s a sofa bed so I fall into it. Doesn’t stop me. It just pisses me off. If you would like to buy me […]
Sometimes girls get horny, and although we can just go out and get laid, sometimes we don’t want to do that. Maybe we’re tired, or maybe it’s raining and we don’t want our hair to get frizzy. In those cases we will “break” our devices so that we can call […]
Thank god for porn. In porn, your roommate who comes on to you as a lesbian is a hot tight bodied tasty nubile college chick. In real life, your roommate that comes on to you as a lesbian is a fat bull dyke with short spikey hair that wears flannels […]
I tried skateboarding when I was a teenager. I never got very good at it, but I loved that scene. Especially the bitches. Skateboard bitches are hot. Especially when they are together naked. Skateboard Chicks brought to you by PornHubSkateboard Chicks brought to you by MadamMeow
I had to go to the hospital yesterday. Sad to say I’m not yet dying, happy to say I had a hot young blonde nurse. Sad to say I was too weak and in pain to hit on her, happy to say that when she took my IV needle out […]
Today is Memorial Day in the USA. That means everyone is outside getting drunk partying. And if you’re not, here’s some porn to whack off to instead. Military DP Military DP brought to you by PornHubMilitary DP brought to you by MadamMeow Dykes Military Missile Eachother’s Pussies Dykes Military Missile […]
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