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Thank god for porn. In porn, your roommate who comes on to you as a lesbian is a hot tight bodied tasty nubile college chick. In real life, your roommate that comes on to you as a lesbian is a fat bull dyke with short spikey hair that wears flannels and might as well be a guy. In real life you better run. Who the fuck wants that. Well besides some people I’ve seen on the People’s Court anyway. They wanted it and I vomited in my mouth a little when I thought about it.
How many of you have naked pics of your female roommates? Let me see them. Send them to madammeow@drunkenstepfather.com.
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