Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
No amount of gigantic swinging tits could distract me from seeing…that. It’s like it’s staring back at me. Like it’s about to pounce. Like it’s plotting her death and mine. I say kill it. KILL IT! KILL IT! But just to decrease the chances of future melanoma. Not like I’m […]
Elay Smith is some camgirl with perfect tits that fucks sex toys and squirts for your masturbatory amusement. Nothing funny about this. She’s just hot.
I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]
here’s 5 smutty giffs for your viewing and whacking pleasure! Gidddeeyup! 1. i think riley likes you bruh 2. if you come back from the bar and she does this, its safe to say your in. 3. me and my gf 4. ok, ok. 5. […]
This is another trend that I hope catches on. Women riding their bikes around town topless. Not that I haven’t seen plenty of men do this, although honestly I wish I haven’t seen that. It’s never the hot guys. The hot guys for some reason wear spandex suits like they’re […]
Body piercings certainly can be sexy. I’ve had girlfriends with nipple rings and they looked nice. It enhanced their assets. Some of these people have become addicted to it. They keep getting more and more parts pierced with bigger and bigger holes. Again, so far they look nice and enhance […]
We all know whores like to walk the street and work the corner trying to find Johns to pick up. They stand there looking like trash, many of them missing teeth due to their various crack and meth addictions, waiting for cars to drive by and offer to pick them […]
Marriage has certainly been known to ruin women. Once you slip that ring on her finger and sign your life away, the sexy fun loving girl you once knew who would spontaneously suck and fuck you off usually disappears forever. Who wants to take that. Just train the bitch to […]
I really liked the title of this video. Dancing boobs. This makes me think of boobs dancing, bouncing around all sassy like and full of titty personality. Bare breasts can be the star of any show. Can be, except when chicks make these “sexy” videos and take their sexting pics, […]
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I tend to do things in excess. I tend to want things in excess. Why do one girl at a time when you can do 3, 4, 5, 6 or 20? I could handle you all. At once. Like these chicks. I dream big. I want results. I want to […]
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