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Taking nudes sex videos is risky for a gal. I used to never take them, until I realized that I am not a big deal and neither is my pussy. That being said, the cunts who post videos taken in confidence for me to masturbate to on pornhub need to […]
Her skin must smell like dew drops, with a pussy so tight and a body so toned. Orange zest and dew. We could make a soda A lot of guys whine about how girls never have orgasms. Well I have about three every day, so suck my clit… the thing […]
I didn’t actually laugh, but maybe it’s because I have my computer on mute, since I’m sitting across from my roommate who is talking about Disney World and who has no idea I write a porn blog, make sex tapes, and am an all around dirty ho…
What is going through this cameraman’s head– is he gagging, or is this something he is in to? This would be a better video if it had his internal monologue. Like at least the girl doesn’t have to get UNDER her own shit. This guy is on the front lines, […]
There is a man with loose teeth. He also has long fingers and is too tall to ride the subway. So I knew that he must have a large penis. I bend down and pull down his pants His penis shoots out like a geyser I put it in my […]
My favourite part of yoga is the changeroom, when all the women take off their tops and suddenly there’s 40 pairs of sweaty breasts jiggling, smiling, begging me to squeeze them. I absolutely love breasts. Mine are small, which makes DDs all the more special since I don’t have a […]
ANyways, I have found the greatest video of all time… Denture porn. It’s sad that this woman still has a better puss than I do, and she is a senior citizen.
My dream is to have a billion people record their daily lives, when they think no one is watching, and send them to me. I want to see it all. I want to eat the world up and harbour it in my womb, rebirthing it with all the wounds healed […]
I fucking love anal play. Anything larger than a shit is foreign to my asshole. SOrry for killing the mood– but let me tell you how great this is: my ass is TIGHT. and when I clean that fucker out, give it a good swipe of lube, and pop a […]
I don’t think this would hurt that much, but maybe my pussy is just numb from masturbating with an electric toothbrush. What really makes me cringe is her bald, scabby mound of venus, which has obviously been torn at with a dull razor. This is the kind of gal whose […]