Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
These were emailed in by a reader who assumed they were Scarjo….better known as Scarlett Johansson….the chubby overrated celebrity who will always be the awkward girl in Ghost World with a battered by sucking too much cock voice before getting marketed heavy as the hottest thing in hollywood…. He figured […]
So some pornstar-turned-skydiving instructor named Alex Torres is in trouble with the FAA, after he and pornstar Hope Howell did the nasty on the plane and falling through the air. The two were naked-ass naked, getting their freak on to a Katy Perry song in the plane, and apparently that’s […]
I totally have a nerd fetish. I love smart guys who are a little geeky, the computer programmer type. I married an accountant, and every morning when he puts on his slacks and dress shirt, I get a little turned on. I have no idea when it started or why […]
So the feds are cracking down on medical marijuana dispensaries in California, which is the exact opposite of what Obama claimed he was going to do when he was running for President. Not only do I think sick people should have access to marijuana, I think all living people should […]
If you asked 100 people what qualities a good man should have, I’m sure they’d say “responsible”, “mature”, “employed”. When the time comes that your sperm make it through the vagina gauntlet to impregnate somebody, we hope that you’ll be a good dad and teach it dad shit, how to […]
A friend and I were discussing how sometimes we’re most horny when we’re exhausted and tired. I’ve heard of people having sex in their sleep, which is cool I suppose if you know the person. Otherwise, it’s like a cross between cow tipping and date rape, and I’m not sure […]
You can file this under the category of “things I have no intention of ever learning how to do.” I’ve had it done to me, it was lovely, not returning the favor. But just in case it strikes your fancy, this chick will give you tips: And if you’re a […]
I have this theory that Sofia Vergara did not just magically become famous….you know because everyone wants to be famous and being an immigrant Colombian is one of those things that works against you and usually leaves you working as a stripper to raise your fatherless child in your one […]
In an interview with USWeekly, Ashton Kutcher’s side piece Sara Leal confirms that she not only had sex with Kelso, but that she did so knowing her was still married (though she thought they were ‘seperated’). You can read all of the moronic 22-year-old whore stuff that she said, but […]
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