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Let’s Play ‘Which Would You Rather Go Down On?’
Some people say I’m a feminist. Actually, nobody says that because I’d punch them in their throat. BUT I am a conservative Republican housewife in my early 20s that enjoys watching and writing about pornography, and that’s much cooler than a feminist any fucking day. The point is, despite all […]
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2 Former Miss Universe Contestants Have Hardcore Threesome (on tape, of course…)
I, like every other person with a vagina, watch Project Runway every season. While I was browsing for content to share with y’all today, I came across a sex tape with a familiar face in it… Anya Ayoung Chee, from this current season of Project Runway. She’s also a former […]
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Best Ass on TV: Winter Ave Zoli
I am a huge fan of FX’s Sons of Anarchy, which subsequently makes me a fan of Winter Ave Zoli. As Laila, the pornstar with the heart of gold, she prances around set wearing a big smile and jeans so low that we can all see her wax job. I’m […]
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The Many Adventures of My Ass, and Why It’s Always Getting Me Into Trouble
It’s always important to be honest with yourself, because self-reflection leads to enlightenment or some such shit. Well, my truth has always been that I have a bangin’ ass. My boobs are nothing to write home about, just cute B-cups that will likely remain perky for the rest of my […]
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Muammar Gaddafi’s Son Married Westernized Whore, Which is as Good as a Peace Treaty in My Book
You know what they say… “An oppressed with few rights lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.” Am I right? No? Fuck it. Gaddafi’s son Hannibal, judging from his drunk-driving incidents and assault charges for beating his girlfriend, is a real winner. Fortunately for him, power and […]
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‘Hung’ Star is Comfortable with Her Nudity, So Am I
If you’ve never watched HBO’s Sunday night comedy Hung, now is a good time to start. The show is about a recently divorced high-school coach who makes big bucks as a man whore on the side. His two pimps (pimpettes?) Tanya and Lenore often bump heads and scheme revenge against […]
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Kristina Rose’s Candid Asshole for Ricky Awesome and His Bag of Tricks
@rickyawesome from twitter is a good friend of the site. He works in the industry of naked girls so we like to keep him close by and happy. We do that by giving him his own post here that we call Ricky Awesome and his bag of tricks… Today’s trick […]
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I can draw on myself with magic markers, too.
Up until about three years ago I had a fear of needles so intense that I required Valium to have my finger pricked (a fear that made no sense, by the way, because I was into anal, and a dick in your ass definitely hurts more than a tiny needle […]