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I have never had sex with a teenager, despite being one. I think I am missing out on an important growing up experience.

This is stereotypical frat boy sex, which is quick and mechanical, and I guess it burns calories so that’s a plus. THIS is nice. I can cum to this, rubbing my clit. The acoustics of the couple’s room take me back to Justin’s bachelor apartment, when having sex with a […]

We start today with a lesson in MILFs. Despite the popular mythology on pussy stretching, a mom’s pussy has the ability to stretch open and snap shut, tight as a new born baby, thanks to the power of kegels. How would I know? Because my mom is Julia Ann. So […]

I want to suck on those titties, bounce them, and scissor the fucking clit until it burns off like rubber tires on asphalt That classy 4:3 aspect ratio gets me going. It’s nice that there isn’t the same kind of stigma for girl-girl sex that there is for boy-boy sex, […]

When I was a horny virgin, I would use the rounded butt end of my electric toothbrush to fuck myself in the shower. The problem with my pussy is that it is too small for anything much bigger than two and a half fingers. After that it just hurts. The […]

Go ‘way from my window Leave at your own chosen speed I’m not the one you want, babe I’m not the one you need You say you’re lookin’ for someone Who’s never weak but always strong To protect you an’ defend you Whether you are right or wrong Someone to […]

So much effort

She sounds like a dog who really wants to go for a walk. This is what I sound like when I have sex with Jesus Martinez, my lord and saviour. However, contrary to popular belief, he’s actually quite lanky. And he still has a small dick. But this is OK […]