Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
A woman is living in the shoebox. It is 7-1/2″ x 5-1/8″ x 14-3/8″ like most other shoeboxes one settles for when shipping footwear. She was a normal girl, but spent years wrapping herself in leather straps and corsets to make her bones stop growing. Who could have known? She […]
Good enough to masturbate to… stop being so picky FUCK!!
^^^ This video is fun to laugh at, because the whole scenario is one best I’ve ever seen, even though it’s subtle: I mean outwardly stupid pornos are ok to laugh at, but the best are the unintentionally funny ones. Not much else to say after a long flight home […]
I guess the public bit didn’t work out, so they included a solo segment in a deserted mansion for good measure. It takes a special kind of girl to do public masturbation, and although Carr is stunning, she doesn’t have the grit. I find it atrocious that they’re not naked […]
Still doing it wrong here on stepsmut. should be making porns instead. and getting breast implants and lip injections. i would love to suck a dick for money and cum for money. i love sex more than i love people, which is confusing. reposting pornos is not going to make […]
What happens when girls leave the Oppressive Male Gaze? When they’re free to get naked in steamy locker-room showers and sweaty yoga studios? A lot of men genuinely wonder about these places. The problem with this fantasy is that there ISN’T an oppressive male gaze. You are not the goddamn […]
So I was perusing a porn trending site thing and they have the best headers for the shittiest of videos. It’s like those sidebar ads except people are voting on this shit and think it’s good. You might as well be selling weight loss tea because every time I click […]
When I was younger and about half the height I am now, I would crawl under everything. One time while under my grandmother’s bed, I found a small waiter’s tablet stuffed with 5000 dollars in retro bills. I stole the money, and kept it hidden in a box of Playmobils. […]
My mother was in labour for three days, and the third day, upon which I was born, was Easter Sunday. I learned that today, at dinner with my parents. This explains so many miracles that have happened to people in my life: I have the power to heal with a […]
This is groundbreaking porn– the earth is splitting beneath my feet– this is like in land before time when the dinosaurs get split up by the force of plate tectonics– that was such a sad scene Did I mention I love Jesus Martinez? Like so much that I would kill […]
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