Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
The 80’s were a weird decade. Cable TV, Reading Rainbow, Tony Danza was famous for some reason, and the home video recorder was made available. Available to awful looking idiots. People who had never had lives, or proper training in cinematography, suddenly had the magic of movie making in their […]
When I think of full body catsuits, I usually imagine Comic-Con or some master thief in some shitty Hollywood blockbuster, or (if it’s leopard print like this) Shaquita getting ready to get her club on. I never really thought that there would be whole sites dedicated to banging people in […]
I would love to say that I’ve always had a thing for midgets, but the truth is I’ve just always had a thing for vaginas. They are fantastic. Sure I could say that I’d only bang 8-10’s, but beauty is subjective. By subjective I mean how much whiskey and cocaine […]
I don’t know if that’s her porn name, but holy shit it should be. Missing an arm, black, and a woman. The chips are stacked against this African queen, and yet she perseveres. I probably shouldn’t write anything with the word “sever” in it. It’s not very sensitive. Kinda like […]
This vid has been making the rounds the last few days. This woman is a genius. Why buy expensive sex toys when you can go to your local Goodwill and stock up for less that $10? After seeing this, it’s gonna be hard not to get an erection any time […]
If you’re going to play with a speculum, you know insert it in your vagina, it should be in the kitchen…I mean it’s the natural place you’d keep your speculum and other gynecological devices…you know to keep you busy while baking that cake..
can’t write anything this site is being weird
You think western civilization is a bastion of progress and an example for the rest of the world, that we don’t have voodoo magic and that we don’t have bizarre myths and fetishes… well I’m going to start your education on the failure that is Western Civilization by showing you […]
My favourite movie of all time has a porn accompaniment. Now you can prolong the guilty tingling sensations that washed over you while watching the rape scene, because I really wanted to fuck ALex when I was 15 and didn’t know that rape sucks… I just thought that getting raped […]
The end will come with the gradual increase in plastic surgery. Kendra Jenner (forget actual name) is the new beacon of hope for teenage girls everywhere. Fists full of daddy’s money, they come to her like moths to a candle… and will rip themselves open for a taste of […]
This doesn’t quite equate to a gangbang. I can’t say anything because I genuinely don’t understand what is going on here. Please help me
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