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I don’t Capitalize my Titles correctly. I like laughing at people who want you to laugh with them?? I this gets way more views than he expected and he is super embarassed.

We need to change the term ‘anal sex’ to something more otomanopeoic…. onomatopeoic… ottomanopeic? You know, it’s those words that sound like the thing they’re labelling. Like how fap sounds like somebody rubbing their cock. The word ‘anal’ is just so unpresentative of the soulful act of buttsex. The word […]

There is nothing like a man licking my asshole, with his boner pressed up against my leg. Cloud 9 (I’m a girl) (These are my favourite anal vids) DOUBLE PLAY: the best feeling in the world. Like your bottom half is soaking is fairy dust and it’s tingling up to […]

I have trouble finding camgirls with soul. It’s like an alternate reality where everyone who wants to be your friend is a loser… because you can’t understand why anyone would talk to such a disgusting rat like yourself. I want to be friends with the people in boxes because I […]

Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos.  Being horny takes hours out of my day.  It […]

Almost every girl with money can be hot now, thanks to plastic surgery braces chemicals dermatologists and the right filter on instagram. Beauty is cheap in the modern world. The only thing left to set a girl apart from the horde of plastic zombies are her balls. This girl has […]

Stop saying ‘masturbates her pussy.’ The phrasing is offensive to the act. It sounds like the rusty chain of a bike that you’re trying to pedal backwards on, out of gear. Just say ‘playing with her pussy’ or simply ‘MASTURBATING.’

I like that the asshole is a now accepted and celebrated hole…that was once so hard to convince girls to play with…but that now girls beg to have played with… We may be doomed by not all is bad…