Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos. Being horny takes hours out of my day. It should have its own disorder name, like bipolar disorder.
This girl just makes my nose crinkle like Santa laughing to a glass of milk and a biscuit. Does that make sense? I am in love with her. She has personality and is enjoying herself, not faking it.
If you want something less subtle after that, watch these two.
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