This Anal Dildo Rider Deserves her Own Post

We need to change the term ‘anal sex’ to something more otomanopeoic…. onomatopeoic… ottomanopeic? You know, it’s those words that sound like the thing they’re labelling. Like how fap sounds like somebody rubbing their cock. The word ‘anal’ is just so unpresentative of the soulful act of buttsex.

The word would have lots of fffffs in it, like the sound of your cock nudging the outer skin into the hole itself, because it’s too tight to just let everything slide as cleanly as a pussy. I love that pushing feeling. I love the force it takes to penetrate my ass, and how my skin gets stretched taut around your cock. I love how it’s just not meant to be penetrated but you’re doing it anyway. It wakes me the fuck up.