Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
I am not feeling good right now. My cunt is dry and my brain is filled with sloppy brown molasses, cogging the gears in my mind, making me see dicks in the rear view mirror as I pull out of my mother’s driveway. Molasses is made by burning sweetness until […]
TODAY IS DICK DEPRIVATION DAY 13. I hate finding a new guy to fuck. Now I have one and he is too far away. I don’t want any other dick. You talk to a girl all night and she doesn’t fuck you, you’re exhausted, you’re horny as fuck, you want […]
You know how in Master and Commander the kid is about to get his arm sawed off, and the doctor puts an armful of cloth in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue off from the pain? That also happens in this video. What kind of a guy […]
I am talking about the pock-faced man, not the elvish queen lying in his bed. I would love to write some more, but I’ve gotta build a bunch of rocks now.
I am so busy now that I hardly have time to have sex, or masturbate. The only way I can have sex as a full time student is if it serves an ulterior motive, like paying for groceries. This is the only advantage I see of being sexy. You can […]
Every day you should watch at least one woman rub herself to orgasm. If possible, find a full length video because most girls take a while (like a lot of guys who masturbate). We are not all like Asa Akira, who claims to be able to just rub herself for […]
Is this on eFukt yet??!?!?!? THIS IS HILARIOUS!! A REALL GEM!!! W O W …this is making me wet?!?! why?
Just old shit I have bookmarked in safari… I’m trying to finish up a video tonight and can’t look for any fantastic shit sorry. But I must have bookmarked these for a reason.
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