Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: VirginMary
Rosie Jones and India Reynolds are in the November issue of NUTS Magazine, which I guess makes them two of those bullshit British “Glamour Models”, which should not be confused with real models. Real models get paid to wear clothes and model them on runways; glamour models get paid to […]
Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking mess that she’s been kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was supposed to be fulfilling the community service requirements of her probation. Apparently she never showed up, because habitual junkies/alcoholics are unreliable. Imagine that! The prosecutor wants her to go to […]
Coco likes attention, even negative attention, which I pray is all that she gets when she posts these psuedo-sexy twit pics to all of her fans. If you get all hot and bothered looking at that, you should enjoy this special gallery I’ve put together for you. I call it […]
Alison Star, a pussy you might recognize from such favorites as Meat Lovers 1 and Pee ‘N’ Blow, turns 26 today, which is too old for porn . Not because I think women over 25 aren’t beautiful. I do. There are a lot of chicks over 25 that I’d love […]
So this is some actress/model/contestant on Italy’s Dancing with the Stars named Cecilia Capriotti. I could bother looking up some more stuff about her, but I’m lazy. Plus she’s naked in this calendar, and that’s all you care about anyway. (From Egotastic)
Hello kittens! I’m finally back in town after spending a weekend with my hubby and friends in Atlanta. I am a huge fan of haunted houses, and scary shit in general, so we visited a well-known one while we were there. I have a confession to make: I was totally […]
So some pornstar-turned-skydiving instructor named Alex Torres is in trouble with the FAA, after he and pornstar Hope Howell did the nasty on the plane and falling through the air. The two were naked-ass naked, getting their freak on to a Katy Perry song in the plane, and apparently that’s […]
I totally have a nerd fetish. I love smart guys who are a little geeky, the computer programmer type. I married an accountant, and every morning when he puts on his slacks and dress shirt, I get a little turned on. I have no idea when it started or why […]
So the feds are cracking down on medical marijuana dispensaries in California, which is the exact opposite of what Obama claimed he was going to do when he was running for President. Not only do I think sick people should have access to marijuana, I think all living people should […]
If you asked 100 people what qualities a good man should have, I’m sure they’d say “responsible”, “mature”, “employed”. When the time comes that your sperm make it through the vagina gauntlet to impregnate somebody, we hope that you’ll be a good dad and teach it dad shit, how to […]
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