Articles by: VirginMary
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Happy birthday, you scary bitch!
Last year Jesse James tried to make it trendy to bone tatted-up skanks who looked like men with really great tuck game. If you ever got a chubby for Bombshell McGee or Kat Von D, then you should really like today’s birthday bitch Rachel Rotten. Sure, she has the worst […]
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My friends suck.
Never have I ever had a friend suggest to me that we get off together. No female friend, anyway. Guy friends don’t count because a dick is a dick is a dick, whether you’re friends with it or dating it, and ALL dicks wanna see you get naked and go […]
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Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch!
Morgan Dayne, star of many cinematic masterpieces such as Whore It Up, My Personal Panties 1, and Filthy’s Ass Obsession 2, turns 22 today. I like her for a few reasons. She could actually pass for a Girl Next Door, her natural little tits are cute as a button, and […]
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Slutty Cheerleaders (Is There Any Other Kind?)
Since it’s Football Friday and most of you will probably be watching a game this weekend, I thought I’d share some of my favorite slutty cheerleader action with you. Seeing them bounce around on the sidelines in barely there skirts is one thing… watching them fuck the team or go […]
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Football Friday
I live in Alabama, and we take our college football very seriously. We worship Bear Bryant, we slap houndstooth print on anything, and funerals/weddings have to be scheduled around games. The competitiveness that we have on the field is rivaled by only one other thing: chicks fighting with each other […]
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Real Friends Share Eyeshadow AND a Dildo
I’m continuing the celebration of Bree Olson’s birthday by giving you guys some girl-on-girl featuring Jenna Haze. Those tits aren’t going to jerk off to themselves, now are they? I’m glad Jenna visited an orthodontist and got her teeth fixed. I don’t have a dick, but I always cringed a […]
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Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch!
Prior to hopping on the crazy train with Charlie Sheen, Bree Olson was one of my favorite porn stars. I’ve loved her for years, since she was just another nameless big-tit broad in those babysitter gonzo videos. According to her twitter, she’s celebrating her birthday tonight (Wikipedia says her birthday […]
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Hot Babysitters: An Excellent Reason to Have Kids
Almost all of my fetishes revolve around authority figures. Teachers, cops, intruders with guns… in this case, hot dads who bang babysitters! I did a lot of babysitting in my younger years. I wasn’t very good at it. I once let somebody’s toddler wander out the front door and down […]