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Articles by: Jesus Martinez
Watersports
Beautiful Queen has Sex
I really do enjoy whatever company makes these videos. The pussy gets a lot of well deserved camera attention. This girl isnt an amazing fuck but she is amazingly beautiful to me, so I watched it and like it.
Lesbians
LIKE A GAME OF THRONES BUT THEY ACTUALLY FUCK
There is a reason these guys make you pay, I guess. Check out that soft light… I mean check out those hot Game of Thrones Girls I like when she’s trying to be sexy but drops shit. It reminds me of my mom.
Amateur, Couple
Fluttering Angels and Big Tits and Chubby is Beautiful
I should stop but I’m on a roll. First off this girl is not even chubby. Second. — Third. this video is nice
Group Sex, Lesbians
Girl Teens Together Rubbing On Eachother and Stuff
I just want you to know that I don’t think any of the stuff said here is funny. I am not laughing right now. If anything, writing these posts is making me sober up which is in turn making the boil under my eye grow bigger and bigger… I know […]
Lesbians
Lesbians are Just Like Great Danes
Great Danes have great, big Dicks. They are also pointed at the ear, fast, unwieldy and boorish. You might think of a lipstick lesbian as the opposite. But that is because you’ve never seen them fucking. This video is what you think of a lesbian. It is pretty hot. yes. […]
Teen
Ritalin and Cocaine is a Potent Alternative to Suicide in HD
I fly off on just one line, one and a half pills. I feel like I’m giving birth to something special. I feel so much pain flooding out of my yoni in the form of a fresh bel air prince; the next fucking Mandela is coming wearing my blood and […]
Amateur
Teen Pool Indoor Party
When im in a bad mood i listen to Amy Winehouse’s wake up alone on repeat, and when I’m feeling hot and good i listen to Cab Calloway. One unusual result from the research was that erotica featuring cheating wives was very popular among straight men. “All across the animal […]
Amateur
Girlfriend Bends Over For A Doggystyle Fuck By The Window
When I was in grade 11, which was 2.5 years ago, I made a ‘self portrait’ for art class and used my pubic hair shavings as the hair on the bust’s head. I never told anyone about the pubes. It won the City’s junior sculpture contest thing, it was put […]
Amateur, Blow Job, Couple
My Internet is Currently being Spied on by the DMCA and Dial-Up Porn Videos
I can’t upload vids… I can’t even watch vids on this constipated network. Constipated with trolls, who look like this: i am being tapped. This is some crazy shit, is this because my mother is Ukranian? What the fuck?! Monsoons of copyright settlements sent by my internet service provider, a.k.a. […]