Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: Jesus Martinez
It’s goopy like the way vaseline gels to bird shit when it dries up… sorry I meant it’s goopy like a fresh bukkake creampie cocktail… oh sorry again i meant it’s like your fresh cum in her hot nubile pussy. sterotypical shit. i want to give you a next-generation porno […]
Ok try three: sex. I want to make you cum. I want to make you cum so badly that it shoots through your wall like a wrecking ball, blazing across the miles between us like a tern migrating south, and lands softly in the lap of my womb. Correction: will […]
I am here to tell you about the sex I am having. Let me tell you about Alexis, the big dick boy with a heart of gold. The end. can yo u fuck a croissant? can you kill a fictional character and then 3D print him into the real world, […]
I am not feeling good right now. My cunt is dry and my brain is filled with sloppy brown molasses, cogging the gears in my mind, making me see dicks in the rear view mirror as I pull out of my mother’s driveway. Molasses is made by burning sweetness until […]
TODAY IS DICK DEPRIVATION DAY 13. I hate finding a new guy to fuck. Now I have one and he is too far away. I don’t want any other dick. You talk to a girl all night and she doesn’t fuck you, you’re exhausted, you’re horny as fuck, you want […]
Women search most for LESBIANS! Everybody loves em! And after that: solo male masturbators. Personally I have never once masturbated or even searched for a solo dude jacking off. One thing that surprised me is how popular MILFs are with men (don’t know why that never occurred to me). I […]
BLEGH. Look at those ripples of skin. Reminds me of somebody inseminating a cow. It probably feels amazing though
There are exactly 13 people I know of who check this site for the RUTH, and I just want to let those 13 nerds know that I have not quit stepsmut or killed myself yet and will be back on the porn six times a day this coming someday. Until […]
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