Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: Jesus Martinez
What is the snapchat equivalent of sexting? I shall call it ‘having snapsex’ even though writing that makes me feel preppy and disgusting. I WAS HAVING SNAPSEX with mr. I Am A Major League Baseball Player and that was okay. After I cum he cums (gentleman!). And all I write […]
We need to change the term ‘anal sex’ to something more otomanopeoic…. onomatopeoic… ottomanopeic? You know, it’s those words that sound like the thing they’re labelling. Like how fap sounds like somebody rubbing their cock. The word ‘anal’ is just so unpresentative of the soulful act of buttsex. The word […]
There is a braggart feel to all of these videos… have you seen Just Amateur Girls Playing with their Assholes yet? SO first off I present this nice round bumBUM! Bounce dat. IT IS PUSSY AT FIRST. we are getting warmed up here. THIS IS AN ASS TO MOUTH, PUSSY […]
There is nothing like a man licking my asshole, with his boner pressed up against my leg. Cloud 9 (I’m a girl) (These are my favourite anal vids) DOUBLE PLAY: the best feeling in the world. Like your bottom half is soaking is fairy dust and it’s tingling up to […]
I have trouble finding camgirls with soul. It’s like an alternate reality where everyone who wants to be your friend is a loser… because you can’t understand why anyone would talk to such a disgusting rat like yourself. I want to be friends with the people in boxes because I […]
A woman is living in the shoebox. It is 7-1/2″ x 5-1/8″ x 14-3/8″ like most other shoeboxes one settles for when shipping footwear. She was a normal girl, but spent years wrapping herself in leather straps and corsets to make her bones stop growing. Who could have known? She […]
It’s a compromise between the insanitary trend of waxing your puss and the less popular but sexier trend of rocking the maintained bush. Love is blossoming in some weird sports barracks in the United States of America…
Good enough to masturbate to… stop being so picky FUCK!!
My favourite movie of all time has a porn accompaniment. Now you can prolong the guilty tingling sensations that washed over you while watching the rape scene, because I really wanted to fuck ALex when I was 15 and didn’t know that rape sucks… I just thought that getting raped […]
^^^ This video is fun to laugh at, because the whole scenario is one best I’ve ever seen, even though it’s subtle: I mean outwardly stupid pornos are ok to laugh at, but the best are the unintentionally funny ones. Not much else to say after a long flight home […]
The end will come with the gradual increase in plastic surgery. Kendra Jenner (forget actual name) is the new beacon of hope for teenage girls everywhere. Fists full of daddy’s money, they come to her like moths to a candle… and will rip themselves open for a taste of […]
Alice is the thread to my buttons. Awhile back I posted a girl with an annoying voice but who still made me feel warm and fuzzy in the ass region. Her username is MissAlice, and I am in love with her on mute. She is a year younger than me […]
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