Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: Jesus Martinez
Corruption, amputees and decent amateur sex tapes are the foundations of The Colombian Spirit. They have a decimated pig population, which is more of an issue to the cops than the rampant coca leaf exportation problem, which isn’t really a problem except for people like me.
I do this with my friends all the time. It’s better in Russia, because there’s a real sense of danger that gets my pussy wet. Vlad can watch me cum in prison. I suck the soul right out of his dick, up the pipe and into the steam engine. The […]
OLD PEOPLE SUCK. ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM EASTERN EUROPE, WITH PTSD, WHO DO THIS SHIT TO DEAL WITH THE POLITICAL AND CIVIL UNREST THAT HAS RAVAGED THEY HOMELAND FOR CENTURIES. THAT IS TO SAY: THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR GENERATIONS. I would know, my mother is Ukrainian. It’s in our […]
When I was a horny virgin, I would use the rounded butt end of my electric toothbrush to fuck myself in the shower. The problem with my pussy is that it is too small for anything much bigger than two and a half fingers. After that it just hurts. The […]
Polite applause for this raven haired girl: A STANDING OVATION for this woman:
“Wow! I’d love to have been bound to Tabbitha in my own sac and humped with her! Those sacs would be filled with jizz, cum, and swat when we got tired!” tabbitha sac powered by XTube me playing with my big pussy cat powered by XTube
Go ‘way from my window Leave at your own chosen speed I’m not the one you want, babe I’m not the one you need You say you’re lookin’ for someone Who’s never weak but always strong To protect you an’ defend you Whether you are right or wrong Someone to […]
Some lesbians are ugly, but all lesbians know how to make girls cum I want to cut the dreadlocks off this woman’s head and burn them The real beauties, but with less spark.
No one gives a fuck about this except you. I’m not back yet.. just in hibernation under Garnet’s woodstove. I post-dated these entries on Tuesday. I know you’re reading this, because you’re some kind of narc or else just a run of the mill stalker who forgets what shit came […]
Sperm is life, but milk is better. The faceless husband with chubby fingers straps his wife to a chair and spills her precious milk. Milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmmmom
If you missed the first one, here’s one that’s even worse! Or better if you are me and think they look like lollipops
The animators didn’t forget to add chest hair to the men, which is the main reason I approved this video for stepsmut, because a man’s waxed chest strips him of his masculinity. in my subjective opinion. Trim your asshairs to barely a stub, yes, so I can lick your gooch. […]
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