Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: Jesus Martinez
FIVE Awkward masturbation with a watermelon FOUR unsanitary, what does it mean if you find this arousing? THREE Clothed chicks play with food and get messy TWO It’s summer, time for an ice cream taco – powered by NewsFilter NUMBER ONE wait for it….. This takes cream pieing a bitch […]
He’s not getting out of her naughty cotton spiderweb. Modern-day spiderman is a blonde babe and she only wants huge cock.
James is stuttering and spluttering at his phone. I have a bottle between my legs and I’m shoving the corkscrew in. The wine is splashing between my legs, the sun is splashing thorugh the bay window, and inside my veins there is a bubble and splash of a thousand crazy […]
When you talk slowly about old stuff and religious symbols, and play slide guitar at the same time, you are allowed to be remixed (the first door). There are many old men who will gladly do this for you. A cornucopia of sad old men in ADIDAS outfits, men of […]
Half of your two friends think you are a good girl who wears tampons and only has protected sex. The other half thinks you don’t even shave anymore; your bush hair just falls out from all the diseased dicks they think you’re pumping for cash and revenge… even though nothing […]
This is more notes for myself, so I can come back later and rewatch these videos. There’s this very toned but not full-of-himself 25 year old teacher here and he’s been going back and forth past my room with a wheelbarrow and his shirt off… and I am just here […]
Why do women access more lesbian porn than men? I think it’s because of the pussy eating. Back in my middle school days I wouldn’t even think of looking up ‘man eating pussy to orgasm’ cause that shit didn’t exist anywhere. It was like no one wanted it… And even […]
Remember when we met in Denver – you said if I’d write you you would write back – see I’m just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you’re saying […]
I don’t Capitalize my Titles correctly. I like laughing at people who want you to laugh with them?? I this gets way more views than he expected and he is super embarassed.
can’t write anything this site is being weird
You think western civilization is a bastion of progress and an example for the rest of the world, that we don’t have voodoo magic and that we don’t have bizarre myths and fetishes… well I’m going to start your education on the failure that is Western Civilization by showing you […]
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